On an improper relationship between dean martinez and a member of the spec’s editing board

TL;DR SPec managing board caught breaking into provosts office.  Dean Martinez gives special treatment after drunk 3AM email from individual.  Incident covered up by spec, bwog, and university. Rumors of an affair spreading.

Update: The individual involved has notified us that he’s “not even going to deign to address …a dozen or two factual issues with [our] post” but refused to tell us what they are.

once again SPECSUCKS brings you the latest scoop that you CAN NOT get anywhere else why because there is a CONSPIRACY to hide the information anyone who knows is too corrupt to tell you and anyone who doesnt know is too stupid to know so they  dont know if you want the truth then come to SPECSUCKS where you receve the exclusive tips and then everyone else trys to copy our news but we did it first just like achmadinajad.  Specsucks has receved an EXCLUSIVE in depth story about how dumb spec is bad!  and when you hear the full story you will understand that there is people who are questioning whether a certain member of the spec managing bored is in AND ILLICIT AFFAIR WITH DEAN MARTINEZ. Involving improper use of power corruptness.

the story begins with stupid spec PINKOS who are deviants who like to break the law so every year they go on the roof of LOW LIBRARY. this is a fact because we heard it from deep within spec.  now if the managing board who goes on the roof every year then are they CAUGHT because YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING ON THE ROOF well maybe it will be clear why they are not arrested for such a repeated crime when you read the whole story.   in  fact it is even other students who are corrupt like at BWOG but that is later so I will tell you but first I am going to tell you more about them going on the roof.  like two weeks ago spec managing board thinks it is a good idea to go on the roof of the library while really DRUNK.  this is illegal hazing and they should all be impeached for this but instead they did something even MORE stupid.  The managing editor then decides that it is a good idea to break into the PROVOSTS office which is illegal tresspassing which they were already doing but now it is times TWO.  why would you do this I dont know he is a dumb PINKO.   so then they go inside and they turn on the lights well people can see the lights specsucks knows this but apparently spec doesn’t.  so the public safety sees the light go on there are like eight people in the room the whole managerial board.  and so then public safety is like “YOU ARE ARRESTED” with handcuffs. and so now that they are caught they are all APOLOGIZE but wow that is stupid if you are apologizing then why did you do it oh yeah because you are spec scum.  and so then public safety with their infinite mercy says okay and instead they tell the deans and the office of judical affairs.  (is it a coincidence that there is “affair” in the name well you will see…).  So then they are in trouble and what happens next may surprise you because it surprised me it is a surprising thing.  one of the spec managing board (we will not say which because we have journalistic standards unlike specbwog)  writes a secret letter to someone he has a special relationship with (dean martinez) as well as the other deans.  well wait a second why does he write this letter obviously there is something special going on that relationship between them.  so he write a DRUNK email at 3AM to his special close someone and what happens well you guessed it then as our super secret top official source says dean martinez “stuck out her neck” to save someone she was close to, to say that they should NOT be punished for their illegal crime.  well if that is how you respond to a drunk begging email then what is going on.  but the other administrators are not blind they can see this strapping young lad saddling up to this mature bold woman and they can immediately see right through it.  why is she vouching for him so much so they totally chew her out (verbally) for her special treatment.   Now we can look at the list of sactions that NORMALLY get given out to any run of the mill student who doesn’t have this one2one connection with a dean.  well here is the list

  • Disciplinary Warning
  • Conditional Disciplinary Probation
  • Disciplinary Probation
  • Disciplinary Loss of Housing
  • Disciplinary Suspension
  • Expulsion
  • Additional Sanctions that may also be imposed: restitution or restitution services, compensatory services, rehabilitation and/or educational activities, re-assignment of a room, removal from the lottery process, or exclusion from community activities such as Commencement or entry into the residence halls or ability to gain access to specific campus buildings or campus in general.

Well none of them (including additional sanctions) were applied to this case of double law breaking and drunken revelry.  Instead, they made up a SPECIAL TREATMENT for the spec where they have to write PRIVATE letter of apology well if it is private then nobody can see it so it is like it never happened. Nobody else would get this special treatment.  nobody else would think to write a drunken letter at 3AM to dean martinez (something which he likely has done before) asking for special treatment, because nobody else has as much of a personal connection which is exploited for corrupt purposes.  If this happened to the CU marching band (god bless their souls) what do you think would have happened to them?   I bet deantini would have spit in their faces.

So this is an example of extreme corruption corrupted by a personal affair.   Spec is supposed to be independant but this is a lie consider the preferential treatment they get.  so now the news got out and people know about it but why didn’t YOU know about this improper affair, dear reader?  well the fact is that the people in power at spec are also good at hiding information.  even within spec the peons are not aware of what is going on.   The hands of power extend to bwog, where the corruption once again silences mouths. bwog got their hands on this information.  What they didn’t realize was the extent of speccest that was going on.  spec and bwog fellate each other regularly.  Under the name of “networking” their relationship grows closer.  The power structure at bwog once again was in the grasps of spec.  They refused to let word of this get out.  Consider how betrayed you are, dear reader.  Betrayed by spec.  Betrayed by the deans.  Betrayed by bwog.  The only people who HAVENT betrayed you are specsucks. we are the only people who stand up to truth, without dragging names through the dirt because we have journalistic ethics unlike spec which hides the truth from you or bwog which claims to give you the scoop but is actually in specs pants.

The improper relationship between dean martinez and a certain managing bored member has caused many people to question the romantic nature of the affair.  While obviously none but the couple themselves can tell how deep it goes when they stare into each others eyes, the outcome is the same in the corruption that manifests itself on the columbia campus.  Perhaps we should have conflict of interest rules for deans who are in relationships with students.  But that itself would require overthrowing the spec-dean-bwog power heirarchy.  Why is anthony wiener in the news, but this couple isn’t?  obviously we are not saying that they have a sexual relationship but that is for you to decide.

IN the meantime, specsucks makes its demands clear.

1. We demand that the private apology letter be made public

2. we demand that all deans reveal the full extent of their romantic relationships with students before becomeing involved in the dicisplinary process

3. We demand that the entire spec managing board step down for not only violating the law and betraying their school but being implicit in a massive coverup

16 Responses to “On an improper relationship between dean martinez and a member of the spec’s editing board”

  1. The Dark Hand Says:

    YOU CAN’T STOP THE TRUTH SPEC. AS LONG AS THEIR ARE BRAVE JOURNALISTS LIKE SPECSUCKS TO BRING U THE STORY

  2. The Honourably Based FILGB Says:

    >Being so autistic that write this shit

  3. NOT Finn Vigeland, CC '14 Says:

    Now that’s what I call journalism!

  4. CC Law 2015 Says:

    yo this is actually libel

  5. Leroy Jenkins Says:

    Regardless of whether or not the spec managing board broke multiple laws (this is completely possible), or whether there is at least one dean at this university who has clearly violated professional obligations and may have a relationship with someone who most likely did NOT make the comment “Now that’s what i call journalism” on this thread (Who really knows), or there is favoritism towards some people who I once accused of stealing your money, the REAL news here is, look who brought you the biggest story of the year. Specsucks is clearly the only campus publication dedicated to bringing you real news. Other organizations such as Bwog and Spectator shy away from making the risky moves of bringing you the cold hard truth that you deserve to know. Specsucks has a record of fearlessly breaking the biggest news brought to campus first (remember Ahmadinejad). Not only is this clearly one of the most honest and trustworthy organizations on the campus, but specsucks also HAVE NEVER BEEN LEAKED! Unlike spec which has no security, specsucks has never had any information stolen from them. Even more, Specsucks does not receive any funding from CU. The moral of the story here is that even if spec doesn’t suck (which they do), Specsucks is clearly the best public publication that currently delivers the news of Columbia to the students of Columbia.

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