i speak for the trees spec, who do you speak for?

so here is a SIMPLE question for you spec: HOW MANY MUST DIE FOR YOUR  ‘NEWS”PAPER?

i refer of course TO THE TRES. i speak for the TREES spec.
WHAT HAPPENT TO GREEN BUSINESS SMYK?
WHAT HAPPENT TO WEB FIRST STARTGEGY FIN?  AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, WHERE ARE YOU FIN?  WHY ARENT YOU RETURNING MY CALLS?  WHO IS RUNNING SPEC NOW? DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW??
why do you kill so many trees for a paper that nobody reads ?  if i wanted to read it (which i don’t) then i would go on the INTERNET where i can read it, and i know you are going to say “what if you don’t have internet”, well in that case you are probably on the subway or something so if you never have internet access that means you are always on the subway, which means you are a BUM, so the newspaper would be good for you to make a bed well, well actually i guess this sort of makes sense never mind.
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One Response to “i speak for the trees spec, who do you speak for?”

  1. The Phantom Shadow Says:

    spec is like exterminating trees

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