BREAKING NEWS: Specsucks re-endorses Take5, DEMANDS that Take5 have 10% of its poster quota eliminated.

Based on secret documents leaked to me from inside the CCSC election head quarters, I have discovered that if either the endorsing organization or the candidate announces an endorsement before it is approved by the election board, then the candidate is docked 10% of their poster quota.

Therefore, we Demand that Take5 have 10% of its poster quota eliminated, because we endorsed them previous to approval by the CCSC Election Czar.  In fact, the Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, and so to make absolutely certain they lose 10% of their poster quota, we are forgiving take5, and re-endorsing them RIGHT NOW, BEFORE ANY APPROVAL.  So therefore there is no excuse for them to not lose 10% of their poster quota, as we have NOT withdrawn our endorsement.

Of course, we still don’t want them to win.  So while we officially endorse take5, we still support Kiwi Crew 100%  (Well ignoring the current percentage of the Kiwi Crew which is spec writers, but I am assuming that they will be eliminated) and we want Kiwi Crew to win the election.  But, I repeat, we do not endorse Kiwi Crew yet (at least until the election board approves it).

I would invite other organizations to announce their endorsements for Take5 as well, to further reduce their print quota. If we can get 9 other prestigious organizations on bored, then we can successfully eliminate all of Take5’s poster quota, thereby virtually guaranteeing Kiwi Crews success.

p.s. @Kiwi Crew I am still waiting for you to expell all the spect writers from your group so I can endorse you.

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