okay wow spec is dumb do not read spec

if you read my blog then you know not to read spec but maybe you are new so hello do not read you have to stay.  stay to read our articles which are very good.  and also because spec is dumb so that is two reasons to stay here it is friday also so it is almost like the weekend which means you have free time to read specsucks the most prestigious campus publication.

so for example spec had something to say about where are student fees are going.  I do not want to spend money on student fees to fund spec that is against my morals.  well apparently the do not fund spec which is good. but I am not sure because we need an independent investigation but if that is the case then I am happy and glad for columbia so good job you are not paying spec, but I think you should still kick them off of campus because I know you are giving them other money that is not my student life fees.

Okay but that is not even the point did you read spec article on this?  you must be new here if you did.  Next time don’t.  But we sent a reporter to read the article in a secure environment and this is what she had to say:

the new spec article is dumb it is really bad.  let me quote you how dumb they are

…the money spent on athletics made sense…

Having an atmosphere like that [of an athletic arena] really attracts donors, who really put in the money. Tuition’s adding a lot, but donors adding in multimillion dollars is really what’s bringing in a lot of money…

Filling a stadium, it really attracts alumni to come in and feel a part of the whole experience at Columbia.

So what is spec trying to say hello?  so you think that spending student life money on atheletics is good because it will attract donors. huh? what the hell are you trying to say!?!?! IF YOU HAVE THESE DONORS GIVING MULTIMILLION DOLLARS, THEN SPEND THAT  MONEY ON ATHELETICS.  HOW THE HELL DOES SPENDING OUR MONEY INSTEAD OF THEIRS MAKE ANY SENSE!?!!?  AND HOW DOES SPENDING OUR MONEY MAKE PEOPLE DONATE MORE?!?!?  IF YOU WANT TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO DONATE, THEN YOU SHOULD CUT FUNDING FROM ATHELETICS SO THAT DONORS THINK THEY NEED TO GIVE MORE TO KEEP SPORTS ALIVE!!! INSTEAD, BY FORCING THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO PAY FOR THE ATHELETICS TO PAY INSTEAD OF THE MILLIONARES WHO DO, you are creating EXACTLY THE NEGATIVE ANIMOSITY TOWARDS SPORTS FROM THE STUDENT POPULACE THAT WILL NOT ATTRACT DONORS.  IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO SAY “WE SHOULD GIVE THEM MONEY BECAUSE THEY ARE EARNING MONEY” IF THEY ARE EARNING MONEY AT A POSITIVE RATE THEN THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUND THEMSELVES WITH EXTRA MONEY LEFT OVER CLAIMING THAT YOU ARE MAKING LOTS OF MONEY BUT YOU STILL NEED CONSTANT MONEY FROM OTHER PEOPLE IS NOTHING MORE THEN A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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2 Responses to “okay wow spec is dumb do not read spec”

  1. The Dark Hand Says:

    wow good post TCM. I like how you use the rhetorical device of caps lock. it is so powerful it brought a tear to my eye.

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