Archive for December, 2012

spec website taken down

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on December 28, 2012 by specsucks

so we did not publish this earlier because it would arouse supsicion because taking down a website is a terrorist act and we do not want the police after us.  So of course we will not claim credit for this or anything but whoever took down spec be you someone who hates spec or an elite group of hackers from  the Columbia undergraduate community who were recruited for a team which worked for weeks to find, exploit, and cover up a security hole in the spec’s blog hosting software, and handsomely rewarded for their efforts, we salute you.  Spec, get the message.   Also obviously we do not endorse criminal activities in this post that would be illegal.  Down with spec.  Maybe next times someone will hack their printers!!!!


Enjoy your Saturnalia festivities, pagans

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on December 25, 2012 by specsucks

Across the country millions of people will be celebrating their favorite pagan gift-giving holiday: Saturnalia. It’s nice to know that you can worship materialistic anti-christianity that has nothing to do with Jesus’s actual birthday.  Meanwhile, I will number myself among the true believers who celebrate a religious holiday on the true birth date of Jesus, March 28.  See if spec will cover this, or just be complicit in the athiesation of our nation.

The end of the world

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 20, 2012 by specsucks

So maybe the world is ending at midnight and maybe it is not, but what PISSES ME OFF is people who say that they know it is not ending, well how do YOU know you are not god.  It could end and the mayans did predict it so that doesn’t mean it has to happen but it could.  That is like saying aliens haven’t visited us well you don’t know the only ones who know that for sure are the aliens themselves but they might not even exist.  So I am a little bit scared but also sad because it also means that we failed our mission to take down the spec before the world ends so I hope that the world doesn’t end.  On the other hand it would mean no more spec but there would be nobody left to enjoy that fact so I don’t know everyone feels their own way about the rapture.

Wishing everyone a happy break

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on December 20, 2012 by specsucks

Hi I finished all my final exams yesterday, and so I want to wish everyone to have a happy break.  SIKE! We dont waste our time telling you stupid things like have a happy break unlike spec.  Specsucks only gives you NEWS not a stupid wish you well.  We hope you have a shitty break.  This is us punishing you for supporting the spec.

specsters are dumb

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18, 2012 by specsucks

specster PINKOS are dumb. I just saw a specster reading a book about farm animals; DUMB!

what is worse then spec? finals! jk

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 18, 2012 by specsucks

It was a joke that is not true spec is worse then finals.  if you have a choice between taking your finals and reading the spec even the stupidest specster would take the finals instead of reading spec so that is proof they are hipocritical.  for example spec claims they are daily but they do not publish during finals well that is news to me that finals are not a day in fact that is the first news spec has ever given any one.  For example spectator says they are a news paper but if that is true then why do they have a lot of sections and only ONE of them is news?  I thought you were news huh spec?  So you are telling me 90% of your paper is not news? Well if you look at the part that they claim is news that is not even news so it sounds to me more like 100% is not news.  All they are writing about is money and who got money and who gave money and who is running out of money well that is not NEWS that is economics.  but it makes sense because spec is corrupt and did you know they are getting money for free from the univesity?  Yes that is right they are not doing anything of columbia but they get money in return that sounds like a corruption scandal to me but you certainly wont hear about it on the spec or even on bwog because bwog is too busy gently fondling the spec with admiration.  Yes that is right if you want real news about real corruption and breaking storys about anything on campus FIRST then you come to the most relevant campus publication.

spec is dumb

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 14, 2012 by specsucks

hey to all my readers news flash the spec is still dumb