terrible op ed

A tipster linked me to one of the worst op eds I ever red. Here is the link DO NOT CLICK BECAUSE IT GOES TO SPEC (http://www.columbiaspectator.com/2013/04/03/kayaking-also-begins-k) we are not legally responsible to anything that happens to you if you click that link

Uuughh I don’t even know where to begin may be I should point out to you the writing is terribal but you probably already know that because it is a spec link so you do not need to click it and anyway what would be the point of writing this if I am just going to tell my readers dum stuff they already know. Or may be I should tell you this PINKO noob starts off with some terible quote like wow you are so creative you copied something from wikapedia. I do not come to spec to read stuff from wikapeda. So far he has said nothing except a phony keikegard quote which he does not even know if it is real because wikapedia can be vandalized like bwog comments sections

But then he says something totally different and unrelated:

“Everyone would love to be that sought-after author of unique ideas—and many even aspire to be that paragon of snark who can make people laugh by dismantling arguments with biting satire while simultaneously disarming their opponents with charming wit.”

All specsucks writers are the top of the pyramid so we don’t think about this spec don’t be dum OH WAIT YOU CANT BECAUSE U ARE SPEC. Also satire is DUM because it SERVES NO PURPOSE. LIKE WOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING JOKES AND PARODING THINGS HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I FORGAT TO LAUGH. Then he says

“Chomsky would have us believe we can rage against cogs instead of raging against the machine—ultimately, it seems to me, a fruitless endeavor.”

HAS HE EVEN RED CHOMPSKY??? HE CLEARLY SAID THAT NO ONE PERSUN CAN EVER CHANGE ANYTHING BY THEMSELVES WHICH IS WHY SPECSUCKS HAS A WHOLE STAFF OF ANONYMOUS WRITERS TO TAKE DOWN THE SPECT WHICH IS ALREADY CRUMBLING LIKE A LEMONCAKE AT THIS VERY MOMENT even as this op ed goes on

“friend of mine linked me to some Chompsky-critiquing blogger who said ‘might makes right,’ and we—who agree with everything we read on the Internet—concluded that you can’t destroy the machine without becoming a part of one”

Obviusly it is STUPID to agree with everything on the internet because spec is on the internet. But he is right (although he is quoting so it is not even his idea anyway so its not like spec is ever right) when he says mite makes right because specsucks is right and might. But not u spec you are FUTiLE:

“Ignorance, be it feigned or otherwise, of our own human futility never ceases to amuse me.”

Yes laugh as the spec falls apart around you PINKO. Then later he quotes someone else who I have never heard of and some dum tv show which is tHE LOWEsT FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT but it is like none of this actually his ideas and anyway none of it makes any sense so I stopped reading and picked up some good old Ayn Rand.  Resistance is feudal.

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One Response to “terrible op ed”

  1. The Dark Hand Says:

    has anyone ever thought that the spect is a fruitless endavor?

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