Archive for May, 2013

The year in review

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 17, 2013 by Anonymous

This year had many great successes for our glorios cause but other failures like that the spec still stands. Firstly specsucks encouraged brave souls to become specsucks spies and the call was answered by many brave soles who are still working to take down the spec. Many were inspired to their bravery by our recruitment video. Congrats agen to our 20000th visitor Sara Darvil (our 30000th was magi alden by the way.) One brave specsucs member was forcibly reoved by the powers-that-be. another won the presidency. Specsucks provide us with a dramtic reading of a dramtic event, and leaked information about the dramtic slaughtor of animals in the spect. We also leaked pictures of one of our many secret rituals, and performed an interviewed a high level Bwogster who is aiding us in bringing down thespec, and also we gave all u dumasses the solutions to our crossword b/c u r 2 dum to solve our brilliance. We broke totally unshocking news about and illicit affair between Dean Martinoz and the spec’s maneging editor (who couldnt solve the crossword btw). Columbia responded with a dum statement like they had their corrupshun exposed lol. Vigelante justice was only a small step away. Brave jernalists Sam Aarons, Conor Skelding and Alex Jones provided us with everything we ever didn’t care to kno about columbias secret society, saying nothing with 3000 words. The Dark Hand (I shed tears for this brave footsoldier every day) infilitrated a spec party. The invidual noen as the Schollenburger was exposed and soon forced to resign, and Dean AwNOT was next, as Columbia soon learned no-one is safe from justice that specsucks is brining to Columbia. One of our opinion columbnists ritefully pointed out that Spec and Bwog shud just merge (not like they have not already but this was written by our dumb opinion columnist which is different from an op ed which is different from a letter to the editor which is different from an editorial wow you have to be a nerd just to get this straight.) The year ended with contruversy on twitter, as specsucks uncovered specster twitter accounts. Slowly every year we are breaking the grasp of the spec on the campus and destroying the specbwogdean kyrarchy. Now we looked into the past if we could see into the future we cannot but the spec is going down #specsucks


spec is bad

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on May 14, 2013 by Anonymous

spec is the worst news paper ever.  there front page is supposedly in the front but I have not seen anything that in front of spec except dum people reading spec.   if you have had a tramatic experience with spec then you are welcome here.  if you leave a coment in the comments section then your needs will be adressd.  There are many things wrong with spec this is just an example.  There is a reason specsucks is #1 and spec is not even number #2.  So next time you are going to read spec just stop and read specsucks because we are 100% homegrown publication unlike spec which employs members of the communist party.  there are many things you can do to fight spec and people are thinking of new ones every day.  so no I will not read spec no matter how many times you tell me stop sending me these emails sammy. ps when did you start going by sammy

Specscum twittering

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 10, 2013 by Anonymous

Specsucks never sleeps to bring justice if you think we have forgoten then u are very mistaken. For example there is some controversial on the twitter which is entirely INFESTED with specscum:tw1

Wow that is sexist I am offensed. But it gets worse:


Wow that is ignorant it is like she is on the football team, who are threating everyone like spec


I am so scared who is this manic?


Admitted Zionist david fine well guess what your bigotry is not FINE


Admitted cyber bully and Zionist and specster. We the judge jury and executioner find you GUILTY!!!  he is also sexist and probubbly some other -ist



Disgusting. Where are Columbia’s liberal chompsky ideals? But u see the whole thing is rotten to the core that is the managing editor:


What is that supposed to mean? The photoshop wudve been better if she was gone? Disgusting. The only thing you are managing is hate. Then there is more racism


Wow it is not ok to sterotype people like that British people have feelings too!!1  (but they are loud lol   P.S. THIS WAS JUST A JOKE I AM NOT RACIST )

May be some other specster can sum up how I feel rite now


Wow they are putting harsh words in my mouth and they certainly can have a way with words ahah just kidding they are bad writers and they said it not me. Lets see what else this specster are plotting on the twitter


Why are you scared of increased police presence spec are you afreid of JUSTICE AND BEING EXPOSED???


Wow spec are literally planning terrorist bombings but I am not even surprised. What other illegal activities is spec up to:


Wow they even know they are being illegal and they are still doing it. Like homophobic hate speeches being printed in their ‘news paper’:


This is how liberty dies. May be we can look to Bwog for salvashun



Such bright blue eyes.  Such hope.  Oh well.

But may be college has taught this upstanding gentulman sum ethical jernalism we can always hope that Bwog is more honorable


Oh well it was worth a try but at least they are not racist or creepers like spec



oh wait they are

Well at least my readers know specsucks is smart, our old scary friend David fine noes that spec is dum:


wow i am sick of this racism.  Thinking about spec makes me clinically depressed lol.  I am going to have some soul food to cheer myself up.

specsucks is the only secret society on campus

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 8, 2013 by Anonymous

wow so apparently some people ethink they are secret societies no you are fake specsucks is the only one we already unmasked everyone else and our patsy was taken down.  we are like a hydra when you cut off our head than like 10 grow back. and we have the only podcast on campus stop trying to copy us.  So on the 29th of april our agents monitored dumb corporate terrorists with ties to spec producing video in which they show pictures of spec blowing throught the campus across the steps.   You are not fooling anyone.  You are a hiring campaign looking for the brightest and smartest, not a secret society. well too bad all the elites at columbia already joined specsucks and exposed your little game.  you can not BUY TALENT.  Only a true cause of truth and justice by any means necessary. NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED, your ties to spec will also be revealed in due time.  and we will be vindicated with breaking the story first.  have a good day and don’t read spec.

p.s. specsucks elite hackers have already cracked your code  (shout out to Tflow) and we hereby released it to the masses (shout out to Arvind for the leak)

spec cheating

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 8, 2013 by Anonymous

well it looks like more people have been caught cheating.  spec is like the worst thing ever i do not even understand why it is called speck like a spec of dust it is like a dust mite.  spec cheats all the time but just because you do not see it does not mean it is not cheating that is like a two year old playing hide and seek but we are adults so we are not fooled. i think spec is the dumbest thing to have ever happened in the western hemisphere.

Specsucks Senior Columb

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 6, 2013 by Anonymous

WELL I will be candid I am really scared to start my life in the real world away from specsucks. As a senior, I regret that spec still stands and still wreaks havoc upon the Columbia campos innocent soles throughout my entire time at specsucks and in the future. Maybe definantly I should have worked harder at brining down the spec, and now I am graduating that is bad. BUT it is not all bad the companionship I have found at specsucks and the justice I have been upon BWOG comment sections and the amount of deans I have personally brought down their corruption have made it worth my time and forever. I am sad and scared that future generations of specsucks may succumb to the evils of specbwog but I do not thing so if they continue to have inspiration from the evil dumness of spec. Unless the spec falls there will always be specsucksthat is obvios like the balance in the universe that will always be restored ying and yang. Specsucks means for me and for many others the light that burns against the darkness, the shield the protects against corruption, the unsilencable voice of silence

. For justice and eternal Glory! #specsucks

The author is a Columbia College senior majoring in Ornithology. She was a member of the editorial board for the 432nd volume of Specsucks. She is graduating because she is a senior.