Archive for June, 2013

spec gets SCOOPED again

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on June 20, 2013 by specsucks

spec does not do its job that is why you are unemployed.  if spec had a point it would be for columbia students but spec does not have more of a point.  well once again spec FAILS to do the job because if i read the NEWs I should know about anything NEW but spec didnt tell me about the NEW vending machine which is outside of cafe twoonetwo.  that is not excusable just another reason to boycot spect

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PS Spec you are still not daily

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on June 12, 2013 by specsucks

Days of sumer are days like the dog days of summer so you are still not daily spec unlike specsucks which is brining content during summer to our loyel readers.

Specsucks selects new editoral bored

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on June 11, 2013 by specsucks

People think specsucks is not happening no you are wrong! We are just regrouping and selecting new members for ourtop secret society that no one noes not even deans. Our new editor in chief is the Cloaked Mask of corse because that is a CODE NAME not a real name. The mangeing editor is still the Cloaked Shadow because THAT IS ALSO A CODE NAME. Our publisher is the Masked Figure (that is also a code name by the way.) Informant extrordnaer is the Masked shadow that one is not a code name that is his real name but he is still very secret had himself removed from Columbia directory. Director of Copy Editor is Conor Skelding aka the Dark Hand that is alsohis real name he does not get a promotion because his loyalty had wafered may be in thefuture but that is ok because he can make public appearances to spread the cause of truth and justice and in Bwog comments.

Ok the rest are just code names too like Second Director of Assistant Copy Editor The Masked Wanderer or Bwog Informant #2 Peter Stern (that is a code name) or Bwog Informant #3 Zak Hendrixon (also a code name.) even if you are a PINKO noob I think you are starting to see pattern that those are not their realnames because SpecSucks is sneakier then that but they are new people.