Archive for September, 2013

cookie clicker world champion

Posted in Uncategorized on September 28, 2013 by Anonymous



a sneak peek at what is to come…………

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on September 26, 2013 by Anonymous


The birth of the Prison

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 26, 2013 by Anonymous

Consider that specsucks has used our vampire powers to infilitrate the confines of the spec state prison. These are exlusive leaks like guantanamo:


Wow looks normal my loyal readers hipster computers for specster scum to upload their instagram and crosstag it with tumblr.   Well of course this is true but also LOOK AGAIN


So I don’t need to read animal farm to know that spec is PURE WIND.  But the antichrist will bring redemption. You make lies sound truthful spec but just because you can fool everyone does not mean your lies are not OBVIOUS to see!  YOU will not last long with such obvious corruption on your soul.

Ok so for example in anceint times people were tortured in badass shit like ripped limb from limb by horses and then maybe they were reanimimated by necromancers or they were put into an iron maiden like the badass hxc metal band. OBVIOSLY spec is not that dum or at least they are hiding it somewhere BUT where would they hide it? I don’t know we are still learning of course BE PATIENT. We haven’t heard about it of course so you think it isn’t happening spec is not creating a prison. But if you have read fukault (get it) you know then that they would obviously not put they’re prison into open daylite.


Jk.  BEHOLD THE PANOPTICON MADE REAL. Oh wait you can see through the glass. So you KNOW you are being monitored which is the antithesis of the prison-state industrial complex. Spec u need to be disciplined and punished and not in a sexy way.  #snowden

triweekly movie review

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 24, 2013 by Anonymous

i went on a date to the movies (yes that is right i have friends you losers) so i saw a movie that was realy cool and that’s why we’re doing a movie review every third of a week.

basically there is an evil organization in space which is shooting laser missiles at people.  so like there is this cool hacker on earth


who is like the cloaked mask because he is a cool hacker.  and then the dark hand is also like a guy who is harassed by children

hanging kid


but he is going to class to work hard like a loyal citizen of the columbia community but then he is like trapped in a chamber with bwog and he gets too much exposure which makes him get cancer becuz everyone knows his name now and stuff


so basically he is dead and even the deans now know his name. but then the cloaked mask has a plan wiht some surgery to make him into an ubermensch.



and there is also the crazy austrialian dude who is actually a robot or something


and he is like a lone wolf but he is secretly taking orders from the head of the evil space company



so mat damon is going to space to fight the evil corporation  because the hacker dude helps to send people to space but they sometimes to not make it because the australian dude has space missiles in a van.

truth justice


but the australian dude kidnaps matt damons girlfriend and she is hostage


so mat damon has to blow his head off with a grenade. but not before he steals her soul



and then matt damon sacrifices himself like jesus and spec collapses and everyone gets saved even the little girl with cancer. the end.


overall this movie was awesome 10/10.  especially this part (ladies he is taken)




7 ways you can use spec

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on September 21, 2013 by Anonymous

9 to 11 days ago the holiday of 9/11 began. it seems like some of you dont know what “never forget” means. spec is not dead just like

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

and we are also taking spect to the supreme court.
so obviously you should not read the spect for news (it is dum). but that does not mean you should not use it in other ways. that is just good business practice. so here are a few ways you can use the spect without having to read it and risk getting eye transpolants later in your life.
1. demon pirate hat
this is obvious if you went to kindergarten, but you can make it into a demon pirate hat which looks like a cool demon goth pirate who is into death and stuff
2. rain gear
like in romantic comedies, you can put it over your head and exageratedly take really small steps until a handsome stranger offers you protection from the blood raining from the sky
3. pets
if you are training a black dragon this will keep excrement off of yoru floors. or if you need to discipline the dragon, roll the spect up up so you can smack the puppy with the spect. but dont get too frisky
4. ninja stars
these are fun to throw in the back of classes and you can be the ninja
5. wrapping stuff
if it is christmas or a birthday you can wrap a gift. or if it is the 1950s you can wrap a dead body in newspaper (note to the police this does not count as a confession and you havent read me my miranda rights).
6. burn it

never forget

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 11, 2013 by Anonymous

let us take a moment of solemn silence to remember the day on which our soldier was unmasked and bwog revealed themselves to be deeply penetrated by spec.  And according to the prophecy, The Dark Hand rose again on the third day to wreck vengence and retribution upon spec and bring forth the descent of the spec into darkness.

Today is dedicated to the vile and pustulous vermin that fester in the wounds of bwog

do not vote for mayor

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 9, 2013 by Anonymous

write in the cloaked mask instead.  if I am elected then I will personally destroy the spec and use it’s ashes to give a stipend to everyone who supported me.