u cant always get what u want spec

you may have heard that a new power is rising. but what about the losers? sometimes ppl shoot for the stars and the fall breaks them. tht is BAD for mental health.

but dum spec only tells you the WINNERS, well specsucks tells you the LOSERS, too because we are commited to bringing TRUTH. so here are documents obtained by specsucks. the list of all teh spectsters for turkeyshoot 2014.

https://anonfiles.com/file/c99a33dee46b2c49c61b0aaad737f66f
here is what these top secret leak tip documents from anonymous darknet that are not a spec destroying virus so you should download them to reveal truth.

I. they don’t trust dan grist-O to run the opinion section. what is going on there? is it possibly because he is hotheaded? possibly because he wouldnt know a good submission if it had dickslapped him with a raging inferiority boner? specsucks will examine this more. until then bring back lanbo dum spec (PS I am not the cloaked mask)

II.instead of getting artsy fartsy editor like she wanted more, emma finder is stuck b@bbysitting grist-O. and all so david “the unforgiven” salazar can continue his reign of terror in the arts sexxxxion.

II. tears 4 jill kumnngi you can come to specsucks if you want haha jk we are too prestige

III. wow here is a shocker they have different copy editers for print n specturm but actually it is kind of suprising to lear n that they copyedit either

IIII. despite being on specs dum magazine “the eye” for a long time, suze myers didn’t get to run it

V for vendatta. sports is too concussioned to actualy a winner, so they took both munib and eli. that is a like a safety or a field goal lol

So now you know that some have been broken by the fall trying to climb the lader of success. which of the spited now seek refuge in the shaodws to become new members of specsucks(other than jill ok fine you can come too)? for who does the bell toll.  IT TOLLS FOR THEE SPEC!!!

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One Response to “u cant always get what u want spec”

  1. The Phantom Shadow Says:

    lanbos are badass cars but hellish flame decals make them so much better

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