Archive for January, 2014

A parable

Posted in Uncategorized on January 26, 2014 by specsucks

A pinko communiest j-school profesor and pinkbery consumer was teaching a class on max frankel, known  specster.

“Before the class begins, you must get on ur nees and worship josef pulitzer and accept his techniques of new journalism was the most highly-evolved method of investigative reporting the world has ever nown, evne grater than wilan random hearst’s yellow journalism”

At this moment, a brave, independent, snarky Bwog riter who had read more than 15000 pages of spect and understood the depth of which the administration shills for them and fully supported all articles critikal of Columbia’s adminstration stood up

“How much truth is contained in this piece of yellow journalsim?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite sensationalistically and smugly replied “why there’s no truth in it at all, fucking Bwoggie, its writen entirely just to stir up shit”

”Wrong. It’s been 100 years since Josef pulitzer himself i rote it. If it was yellow journalism as u say… then he culdn’t have ritten it”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The New Yrok Times. He stormed out of the room creying those sensationalist tears. There is no doubt that at this point our profesor, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a journalism teecher. He wished so much that he had some kind of relevancy to hold on to, but he himself had argued against producing click bait!

The students applauded and all accepted unpaid internships at buzzfeed that day. An eagle named “David Simon”  flew into the room and perched atop the copy of “the New york times” and shed a tear for the paywall. H.L. Mencken was read several times, and Josef Pulitzer himself showed up and gave everyone free prizes.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day and his “news articles” were disregarded for all eternity.

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