Archive for October, 2015

Specsucks breaks the columbia cs cheating scandal

Posted in Uncategorized on October 26, 2015 by specsucks

once again specsucks breaks the scandals before spec puts on their sandals.  We have received a leak tip that there is a huge scandal brewing about a TA cheating with a student.  Just like fin cheated with a dean we have conclusive proof that there is more cheating going on with the computer nerds.  Our expert nerd source has told us that they were cheating on each other and doing dirty things together, like cheating on the homework assignment.   If you’ve ever seen the movie “Easy A” then you know what I am talking about.  Consider this baskin robins because spec and bwog got SCOOPED again.

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The trustees should not bow to toe nibbling apple polishers

Posted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2015 by specsucks

Today i was rooting through the recycling bin in front of schermerhorn and I found a copy of the spec.   What a serindipitus occasion for me to see my old nemesis.  Now what do these namby pamby bannana hustlers have to say this time?

They think that the trustees should intervene to protect student press . Now it is my opinion that the only press that the trustees should intervene to protect is the BENCH PRESS because let’s be real the football team is not as swole this year as they were even a year and a half ago.  I think that a lack of motivations makes these guys think they can cut back on working their pecs and delts and somehow make it up with extra work on their lats and traps.  Amateurs.

Spec is dum because it doesn’t take a moron to tell that spec wants more protection for student press because they ARE student press. so put two plus two together to see that that is the only reason they are supporting the student press.  They are scared that bollinger will tell them not to cover events and they have to because they are funded directly from the university so they can’t bite the teet that they suckle upon, unlike specsucks which is funded through darknet drug markets so it cannot be shut down.  If we can cover all the news like achmadinajad that spec doesn’t have the balls to cover and so if they are restricted they cannot compete with specsucks in a free market so they will crumble just like paciao.

probably the university just wants spec to be replaced with specsucks and that is why they made up rules so you can’t cover protests which disrupt university function like when achmadinajad came to campus.  All specsucks needs to do is funnel drug money to the underground opposition in columbia while the administration holds spec hostage in their reporting on achmadinajad.

Spec uncovers illegal food service fraud

Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2015 by specsucks

spec has been caught once again revealing the criminal underworld of columbia.  just yesterday i saw on spec the numerious felonies which are likely being commited and aided by the publicity of spec.  Spec has revealed that there is a student on campus who is running an illegal underground food smuggling operation..  While maybe it seems “cute” to you kids to run a restaurant from your dorm,  doing so is a serious criminal offence, violating numerous health and safety regulations, food code standards, zoning board regulations, tax evasion, worker safety and benefits fraud, and federal violation of criminal intent statutes.  Maybe you think it’s cute for  Reider who is in the front room, but what about the undocumented peruvian slave boy who is locked in the dishwasher.  You might wonder why spec isn’t keeping this on the DL until you realise that this is really a front for the “easy easy” as they call it on the streets.

I quote

Pith has served braised celery root soup with toasted almonds and pumpernickel crisps; seared lamb with smoked paprika, charred eggplant, and smoked salt; and rainbow trout with fennel gremolata, black currant, and chanterelle rice, among other dishes.

Can you please explain to me, who has eating burned eggplant and smoked salt as a meal.  Is it even possible to smoke salt?  Let me answer that question for you.  Yes.  Spec further drops the coded messages to drug users that they can get some of that baby kush by ringing up Hogan 4B

I think with good cooking, or good eating, you should just experience all these things that you just never thought you could before.

Spec has a history of supporting illegal activities on campus, and I hope the new york city health and safety board comes down on his ass with a fury not seen by heaven nor hell. When they are done with this kid, you won’t even remember what happened to chipotle.