The trustees should not bow to toe nibbling apple polishers

Today i was rooting through the recycling bin in front of schermerhorn and I found a copy of the spec.   What a serindipitus occasion for me to see my old nemesis.  Now what do these namby pamby bannana hustlers have to say this time?

They think that the trustees should intervene to protect student press . Now it is my opinion that the only press that the trustees should intervene to protect is the BENCH PRESS because let’s be real the football team is not as swole this year as they were even a year and a half ago.  I think that a lack of motivations makes these guys think they can cut back on working their pecs and delts and somehow make it up with extra work on their lats and traps.  Amateurs.

Spec is dum because it doesn’t take a moron to tell that spec wants more protection for student press because they ARE student press. so put two plus two together to see that that is the only reason they are supporting the student press.  They are scared that bollinger will tell them not to cover events and they have to because they are funded directly from the university so they can’t bite the teet that they suckle upon, unlike specsucks which is funded through darknet drug markets so it cannot be shut down.  If we can cover all the news like achmadinajad that spec doesn’t have the balls to cover and so if they are restricted they cannot compete with specsucks in a free market so they will crumble just like paciao.

probably the university just wants spec to be replaced with specsucks and that is why they made up rules so you can’t cover protests which disrupt university function like when achmadinajad came to campus.  All specsucks needs to do is funnel drug money to the underground opposition in columbia while the administration holds spec hostage in their reporting on achmadinajad.

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One Response to “The trustees should not bow to toe nibbling apple polishers”

  1. The Phantom Shadow Says:

    Speck just isn’t swole enough to cope…that’s why they are a speck.

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