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op ed from one of our opinion columbnists

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 18, 2013 by Anonymous

On Monday, Spectator Editor in Chief Sammy Roth announced the intention to demolish and rebuild Pinkberry, so as to build sufficient space after some period of time in excess of 20 or 30 years.

I went to Pinkberry to get a frozen yoghurt the other day. The building’s facade is pristine and yet I still felt the sign marking the entrance to the Columbia Spectator to be a massive transgression upon its integrity as a frozen yoghurt joint. No preservation society will fight to preserve the building for its worth as long as its the headquarters of a terrible campus publication. The wrecking ball can’t hit soon enough, and I’m glad that Editor in Chief Roth has the good sense to plan ahead.

Spec’s finances have been in shambles for as long as any current student cares to remember. It is telling that in the same meeting in which Roth announced his intention to replace the spec headquarters in Pinkberry, he simultaneously voiced doubt about the Spec’s ability to pay the $2 bill for the frozen yoghurt he was eating.

More importantly, as the 21st century moves along, I wonder whether Spec can continue to justify its existence as an independent undergraduate publication alongside Bwog. Meaningless rhetoric and labels aside, I wonder whether in 20 or 30 years Spec will be able to offer its readers a newspaper that is substantially or even noticeably different from anything Bwog are doing. I wonder whether it does right now.

I don’t want to compare mission statements or dwell on the merger between Spec and Bwog that almost took place a year or so ago. We are told that Spec is an independent student run publication in New York and that Bwog is the snarky rival. Yet beside the label and the rhetoric, I don’t see how the substance of a Spec article necessarily differs from a Bwog one.

While different writing style and integrity requirements exist, the articles published that supposedly fulfill those requirements are often the same ones—with the obvious exception being found in the fact that spec is still not daily. Relevancy and requirements of familiarity with the topic matter about which they are writing are, by design, flexible and lenient enough to accommodate a wide variety in just how much individual articles suck. While Spec’s publishing does not directly correspond with Bwog’s—that is to say there isn’t a Bwog equivalent for every Spec article and vice versa—the differences seem to me more administrative and arbitrary than substantive.

I understand that there are minute differences between the Bwog and the Spec mission, and that running a blog that tells people where to get free food is slightly different from a newspaper that isn’t daily. Yet, it is entirely possible that two students, one working at Bwog, another working at Spec, can graduate with similar interests in journalism, having covered many of the same stories.

Having never read any of Spec’s Arts and Entertainment, Sports, or the Eye—and to be honest, having barely read anything on Bwog except the comment sections—I can’t speak to whether tangible differences exist between the two. However, I don’t think there are necessary and essential differences between the host of administrative and journalistic services available on either of these publications. Perhaps differences exist now, but there is no reason they have to. What differences there may be do not define Spec or Bwog—they are incidental.

If Spec split its staff in half, the first half only working on certain days of the week, the second half working on the other days of the week, there might be some differences in the quality of one half compared to the other half. However, that is not to say that they would now actually be capable of producing a daily newspaper nor one that doesn’t suck. Bwog’s capabilities in providing free food might be in much better shape than Spec’s, but that difference hardly merits a separate publication.

I can’t for the life of me figure out how the social life could be so different on in one publication versus the other. Living above Pinkberry could be seen as significant, but given that specsters have the opportunity to live off-campus or in Columbia residence halls, it is hardly an unshakeable pillar of the spec experience. The fact is that both Bwog and Spec share sources, have terrible writing, go to the same networking events, and are both in the favor of corrupt administrators.

While a Spec-Bwog merger might seem logical, it is more likely to be caused by economic reasons than one of journalistic philosophy. Spec is in a rather dire situation—readers are dropping, corrupt administrators are being deposed, and opinion op-eds are being lambasted by the entire student body. Bwog, despite the shitty new site layout, will continue to view straggling spec readers as its biggest impediment toward further expansion.

Especially if they become more acute, Spec’s dire finances and Bwog’s demand for readers at any cost would make a merger mutually beneficial. If and when a merger occurs, I don’t know whether we—that is, the readers—will lose much aside from the journalistic overlap that currently exists.

And where does that overlap come from? It comes as a result of the corruption of the two publications, because at one point in time, Bwog didn’t see it fit to continue fighting the spec.

So, why isn’t a merger being seriously considered?

The author is a Columbia College junior majoring in justice. He is a former SpecSucks editorial page editor. 

To respond to this column, or to submit an op-ed, contact thecloakedmask@gmail.com.

spec sucks returns from break

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 20, 2013 by Anonymous

spec sucks is a student run organization which means that we go on break unlike the spec who gets money from columbia which is cheating because they still go on break EVEN DURING THE WEEKENDS so why is spec updating their spectrum? there is no philosophy behind spec they are just a buracracy unlike specsucks which has always been guided by our guiding principle of spec sucks.  the break is almost done and spec is almost dead we will have to fight on more as always you are welcome to join specsucks but now there are so many people in specsucks it is hard to keep track of them all because we are so big and popular so you can email who ever you want.

we read the specs dumb letter which was easily leaked to us about what they are planning next semester nice one spec, well guess what we are planning? NO MORE SPEC.  So if you want to suck more then today is not your lucky day.  Specsucks is the #1 best prestigious and better news paper then you and to all my readers do not read speck.  also we are now on reddit so join us or die.

reddit.com/r/specsucks

spec is dumb

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 14, 2012 by Anonymous

hey to all my readers news flash the spec is still dumb

specsucks crossword solution

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 12, 2012 by Anonymous

because nobody outside of specsucks was smart enough to solve our crossword puzzle, we decided to publish the solution, because some of the answers are becoming no longer relevant.  May the world know forever that specsucks is better then spec at solving crossword puzzles!!

 

grid

and the clues are (for those of you whom forgot)
Across

1. Biting and sour – like the spec
6. Spec’s favourite bonding activity
10. Star of 1984, David ____
14. 2008 Hurricane
16. Columbia’s New York rival
17. Spec doesn’t have one of these
18. What spec should be reduced to
19. “Editor in chief”/Satan
21. Spec does this with bullshit
22. Second wife of Theseus (Lit hum is dumb)
24. Major bullshit from the computing club
26. Abstinence-only motto
28. Best setting for spec printing press
31. Spec _____ (this ones a freebee)
32. Metaphor for spec’s cancerous role in relationship to the university
36. Spec doesnt consider this a human life
38. Hometown of the rival of the best boxer in history
39. Genre of the spec, Abbr.
40. _____-sexual, a mode of transportation
42. Papua New Guinean anti-HIV project
43. What everyone whould show the spec
45. Call her, maybe
47. Specsucks podcast guest
48. Something the sun does
49. Ian Dury single
53. What specsucks is to the spec
57. How one feels after reading the spec
61. 20th sura of the spec’s favorite book
62. Roon ______ Aditorium
64. Zack Tax earned an astounding 12.00 in the 2012 season
65. Where you bake things
66. Spec foolishly criticized the safety of these six years ago
67. The general atmosphere at the spec
69. Proper response to the spec
70. The first true flying machine
71. They would spit at the spec!

Down

1. Can be found between your teeth before braces
2. “Hip”est Columbia club
3. Columbia alum ____ Gupta. Designer, Photographer, and Video Producer
4. Jullian Assange’s channel
5. The Spec is the _______ news paper in the world
7. Best late 16th century bible version
8. Gymnast Adolf ______
9. French environment
10. Corrupt election board
11. Where the spec should get lost
12. The spec is a bunch of these, alt. spelling
13. What the spec claims to be “BUT IT IS NOT”
15. Berks’ favorite cleaning device
20. Headstrong Scott
23. http://www.elmundo.__
25. Foreign resident, abbr.
28. They shouldn’t be called the _spect_ator, but the ________
29. Primary activity at spec offices
30. Prima _____
33. sole; unique
34. Specsters
35. Dumb lit hum book
37. Automatic baby neck movement
38. The worst part of the day; when spec delivers
41. The Dark Hand ______ against the corrupt spec
44. For lo, specsucks much desired that the spec would ____
46. Where spec gets their orders from
48. Fresh Italian cooking… garanteed!
51. Yo ______ specsucks, dijo que el ojo vago
52. It’s in the game
54. Blue space Indians.
55. Ex-specster Orsher
56. What ghosts do
58. What the spec is covered with
59. American humor columnist, luckily she never went to Columbia
60. Those things that the spec can’t count
63. What I say to the spec
68. Faith based alcoholism cure

Proof that specsucks has infiltrated spec

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 29, 2012 by Anonymous

Hey to all my loyal readers if you read dumb spec then they are doubters of the truth but the truth is spec sucks!  and also specsucks has informants in spec and we will take them down.  For example spec can’t even control their own offices take a look at photographic proof

see it says #specsucks in the background also you can see spec scum in the foreground.

p.s. Fin if you join specsucks we will give u a deputy assistant editor position.

Specsucks officially predicts Obama will win election before spec did

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 6, 2012 by Anonymous

spec thinks they are good at politics but I guess they got beat by specsucks again well we predicted this first.  when are we gonna hear about it from spec maybe tomorrow? maybe next week? Im not sure because i’m not even sure when spec publishes any more, and it certainly isnt daily

UPDATE:

ahahah spec is now publishing this like it is news.  Wake up spec, this is old news.  we beat spec already, they are clasping at there failures.

What is the point of spec?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2012 by Anonymous

Nobody has ever given a good reason why spec should exist.  For example look on their front page.  There is nothing but stupid news.  I dont like stupid news and nobody does, because it is stupid so what is the reason you exist spec?   there is no reason.

Spectator is OBSOLETE

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 10, 2012 by Anonymous

Spectator is out of style it is no more worth my time to read i have had enough of spec!!  spec is going to be no more!  That is spec will be gone!  There is a revolution (like tracey chapman sings about lol)  And that revolution is specsucks the #1 movement on campus.  OBSOLETE means we don’t want it any more so spec: YOU ARE DUMBER THAN A BRICK.

 

Edit: also you PINKOS *Parasites Infecting Naive KOllege Students won’t do anything to stop me.

Barnard’s Block Party Not Covered By spec Once Again

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 5, 2012 by Anonymous

After another block party at barnard, where a class themed gift was given away, the spec once again failed to show their coverage. The spec did not even tell us what the gift was.  This is the sort of thing I have begun to exspect from the spect, though.

In case you missed it, this is the recruitment video specsucks released: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M07O1d1X0c

Spec sucks, Take 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on September 1, 2012 by Anonymous

The summer has provided an opportunity for the specsucks organization to contemplate the previous year.  What we did right, what we did wrong.  Just as the spec resumes being dumb, so too do we resume fighting them on our own terms.  Know this spec: your days are numbered.

I personally can already feel the effects of spec on me.  This time we will fight back harder and stronger.  We will obliterate the spec.